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From: "D. Glenn Arthur Jr." <deleted>
Subject: Happy Cheese Weasel Day

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese
Weasel visit you last night?  Have you been good?"

There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.

"I guess you've been good then."

"I've been practicing."

So I learned something new today.  That April 3rd is Cheese Weasel
Day.  And there's a Cheese Weasel song.

        "Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
                The Cheese Weasel
         He's not a silly bunny or a raindeer or a bird,
                He's the Cheese Weasel
         He's got a cute black tail
                And tiny buck teeth
         He doesn't bring fish, and he
                Doesn't bring beef
         So you'd better be good if you wanna get some cheese
         From the Cheese Weasel."

No, I don't know the tune yet.  It was written in the Cheese Weasel
Day card someone had lying around.

So, y'all think I'll fit in here or what?

                                        -- Glenn