Hey! It's good to see you! Your name came up the other day! You see I've started dating someone new and a friend of mine said, "Her? Oh I hate her!" and I was really depressed because of my need for peer approval and all that and then the three of us ran into each other on the street and guess what? Well, it turns out that my friend didn't hate HER at all! She had confused her with you! It's you that she hates! It was such a relief, let me tell you.
So, what's new with you?