I wrote:

The phrase "Tastes like chicken" shall be replaced by the phrase "Tastes like Pokemon."

Jonathan Woodward replied:

"Pokemon" is the name of a category of beasts, whose flavors vary widely, though all are quite tasty. Now, "tastes like Pikachu" would denote a specific flavor, but Pikachu's tangy, lemon-tinged flavor isn't as generic as chicken. I'd need to consult my files to figure out which pokemon has the most chicken-like flavor (or, failing that, most bland flavor).