What the hell is Transmeta doing?

Purpose:

The purpose of this web page is to be a focus point for the gathering of information about what the hell Transmeta is doing.

Who are we?

We are the friends of Transmeta employees that are sick and tired of not knowing what the hell Transmeta is. We know they've hired some really cool people, but they won't say what they are doing. They can't say what they are doing. However, this doesn't prevent us from trying to collect what we know and make educated guesses.

Why should anyone care?

You shouldn't. We do. Go away. Who told you about this web page anyway!

Mailing list?

If you would like to be on our mailing list, just send email to listchange@plts.org with the words "I'm not a Transmeta employee and I promise to hunt down the facts!".


Data gathered so far:

  1. They've hired Linus Torvalds: Oh sure, they claim it is just to keep the little guy funded out of the kindness of their heart. We don't believe them.
  2. Someone slipped and stated, "We're going to kill Intel." Intel makes CPUs, but they also make network cards, equipment, RISC and other chips.
  3. The Wall Street Journal rumored that they are doing a GaS version of the Pentium. (Can anyone confirm that the WSJ said this?)
  4. We were told they should be able to announce what they are doing "later this year" when an employee was asked early in 1997.
  5. NEWSFLASH:Salon Magazine writes a column about the Transmeta enigma and how they are getting a lot of attention by not talking about what they're doing. Read it here: http://www.salonmagazine.com/21st/feature/1998/05/22feature.html
  6. 98-09-02: http://www.tbtf.com/archive/09-07-98.html#s08 had an article that mentioned Transmeta. They suggest that Transmeta may be working on a "media chip". Something that would be appropriate for a palm-top. However, since chips keep getting more powerful for the same cost, this chip would be able to run Linux.
  7. 98-09-02: PC Magazine reports:
  8. 98-09-06: Mike Richichi noticed that in the Opinions section of InfoWorld, Robert X. Cringely writes "Meanwhile, rumors are flying that Transmeta, the super-supersecret Silicon Valley start-up that snagged Linux inventor Linus Torvalds, has turned to the dark side and now is building its portable-device chips so they'll run Microsoft OSes. 'People who should know say that's not true,' said a friend of mine who should know people who know. 'But which story is true and which is a smoke screen?' he asked. Curiouser and curiouser."
  9. 99-04-09: Someone at Transmeta reported that they are hiring tons of marketing types. This indicates to me that they are nearly ready to ship.
  10. 99-04-16: On http://www.jc-news.com/pc someone reported:
    99/04/14, 11:17pm - Okay, keep in mind this should still be relegated to that part of the mill known as "rumour", but I was given some interesting info on the Transmeta design. I didn't directly quote it, because the last person I know to be directly quoted by a respectable website freaked out, thinking that he'd be caught by the local Gestapo. Stuff in parenthesis are generally my personal reflections. Here ya go: The Transmeta chip is a CPU with an embedded north bridge, working on a proprietary socket (eg: it won't be Socket-7, nor will it be for GTL+) Linus Torvalds, famous OS designer and sworn enemy of William Gates III, is on the team (yup, we have that confirmed) IBM is doing the fabbing (this sounds about right, given previous rumours) The design requires 16MB of special memory and a special flash chip. This is a software upgradable CPU, really the first of its kind (though Intel's current chip can be, I'm told, modified in microcode to some small degree). One of the possible benefits of this are as such: The Transmeta chip does not at start support 3DNow! or SSE instructions, but might be upgraded later to these. The chip is targeted, at least in part, to the mobile market, with their 500MHz version consuming 4W. (dunno if that's max or avg, but it still sounds pretty darn low). The 500MHz Transmeta chip isn't as fast as comparative Intel and AMD 500MHz chips (which may be in part because it's not a native x86 chip but instead using translation or emulation of a sort), and its 3D performance is apparently sub-par. The die is four times smaller than Intel's PIII, so production cost is very low (as an aside, this person implied that the chip would not be cheap, I have to clarify that point).
  11. 99-08-11: It's time to reveal my little fishing expedition. While visiting Silicon Valley last spring I begged a number of Transmeta employees to let me into the building. They decided that they would let me walk from the front door to the machine room and back. Well, let me tell you that there is NOTHING ON THE WALLS on any of those hallways. It was totally useless. What a rip off! Well, once inside their machine room I saw a huge compute farm and a "PC install" area. Linix systems were everywhere, all neatly rack mounted. (Wow, I like a well designed machine room). I found a stack of Transmeta mousepads, which made me think that all they are really doing is inventing a better mouse pad. I yelled, "I'M STEALING A MOUSE PAD!!!" and they did nothing to stop me. In fact, I'm using that mouse pad at my computer as I write this. Well, then it was time for me to be escorted out of the building. On the way, I faked a need to go to the bathroom. Well let me tell you fellas something about their bathroom. Caesar's Palace doesn't have such a nice bathroom! Holy cow! The interior was a very fancy rock wall with very nice stalls. However, I didn't go into the stalls. I went to a urinal. As I stood there an engineer came in to take a leak. Would I find the secret of Transmeta? Well, as he was "going" I couldn't resist the temptation to, well, you know... take a little look. Let me tell you, this guy was HUNG LIKE A BEAR. Maybe Transmeta is really developing some kind of penis enlargement system. Maybe a robotic penile implant? I know that many technology companies get into "dick size" contests but I thought people were talking metaphorically. Wowzers! I mean, I was impressed when I first saw the Empire State Building but this really impressed me. Anyway, I finally left the building. I hung out in front and a friend took pictures of me at the Transmeta sign. When I returned to the east coast a co-worker took the pics and turned them into a little animation. You can see it below. And that's my entire report. (Ok, the penis thing is not true, but I swear the rest is!)

  12. 99-08-12: "Let me start by contributing what little I know; this may be old news, but just in case it isn't . . .

    I'm pretty sure they are growing silicon, although I'm not 100% sure for what. I believe it to be some sort of processor, as I know for a fact that they were doing randomized instruction testing -- a common technique for debugging CPUs.
    While having lunch with several Transmeta employees (I used to live in CA), they forgot I didn't work for them and started talking shop. They stopped before saying too much, but they did let slip that they were writing a video driver.

    I have it from a reliable source that one of their employees has been seen browsing through the junk bins at Fry's, buying old computer games. This employee has no personal interest in computer games whatsoever, and so far as I know has no siblings or nieces/nephews of an age to play these games; also, these were reported to be old games. Now why would such a person be buying games like this?" Tom's Reply: We're sure they're growing silicon. We're sure there is something graphical involved (they've joined a couple PC video standards groups. We know they have a chip that can do on-the-fly translation of instruction sets. I think the big question is what are they going to do with all this?.

  13. 99-08-30: NEW RUMOR: Do you know why Sun has decided to make Solaris open source? It was one of the requirements that Transmeta put on the "big deal" that they are doing with Sun.
  14. 99-09-23: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19990923/tc/tech_transmeta_1.html claims that Transmeta "May Lift Veil On Itself In November" at Comdex. Anyone for a road-trip to Lost Wages?
  15. 99-10-01: SO MUCH NEWS THAT I MADE A SEPERATE PAGE
  16. 99-11-15: More news and speculation
  17. 99-11-16 thru January, 2000: Tons of news and speculation about the big announcement on Jan 19, but it isn't anything we haven't heard already... it's just getting more press.
  18. 2000-01-18:
    Dear Friends,

    Very soon our quest will be over. At 12PM PST (which I believe is 3pm, east-coast time) Transmeta will announce the Crusoe processor. (Visit http://www.transmeta.com for info about how to view the announcement via streaming video).

    History will be made, Intel's stock price will drop, and it's all anyone will talk about for the next week. But we'll be able to say, "Yeah, we already knew!")

    (Note: Intel is planning on announcing some kind of low-power chip at the same time to try to steal Transmeta's thunder).

    Tons of rumors are coming out the day before the announcement. I'm being told, "hey, they've leaked NEW information!" only to find out that it is stuff that we've had on our web page for months.

    • It is extremely low power. 1/10th the power of Intel's chips.
    • It does code-morphing... and keeps the translated stuff in a cache so it doesn't have to be re-translated.
    • They are going to target the portable market, and IBM will be doing the manufacturing.
    I'm sure the final details will be a little more exciting.

    Usually the press gets details before a big announcement which they are honor-bound to keep secret until the official announcement. The articles and headlines are already written by the time the official announcement has been made. I've been told that Transmeta isn't doing that, which is making the press actually work for a living... they're going to have to write their articles quickly to make their nightly deadlines.

    Before the official announcement happens, I'd like to take some time to thank everyone that helped collect rumors. I couldn't have done it without you. (And a "neener, neener!" to all the Transmeta employees that wouldn't divulge anything!)

    Now the difficult part begins for Transmeta. It's easy to create rumors and designs. It's easy to build a chip. The hard part is is to create a market, sell it, and fend off competition. I wish them all good luck.

    --tal

    P.S. I plan on making this my last message to the mailing list. I'll leave the list around for a couple weeks. If there is something extremely exciting I may post 1-2 more messages.

  19. 2000-01-19: Ars Technica has a great article that explains the technical details of Caruso. Don't get bored and skip the end. Towards the end he shifts gears and talks about market size and stuff. http://arstechnica.com/cpu/1q00/crusoe/crusoe-1.html

Other Theories:

  1. Alien Technology: They've stolen alien technology and are going to "claim" to have invented it. Expect a super-fast computer chip from them soon... but don't expect them to be able to explain how it works... they haven't translated the manuals to a human-readable format yet.
  2. They are going to make a GaS version of the Pentium chip.
  3. Whatever they've invented, it is something that they'll want Linux users to like.

This page is maintained by Tom Limoncelli who takes no responsibility for the contents. I just report what I hear even though it is unconfirmed. Oh, and Transmeta better realize that the worse way to deal with this page would be punish the employees that have leaked info. (And stop stealing Alien technology!!! Didn't you guys see Terminator???)

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